GG Triggerhappy: Infinity war
The movie Avengers: infinity war came out and as almost any other superhero movie it performed well and was well received; except of course in some social justice circles, where nothing is never enough.
I myself find this kind of movie little else than 2 hours entertainment that i quickly forget about, but i do it based on narrative (lack of) quality, and not in bullshit irrelevant stuff like “it has too few lesbians”, which has been the complain of some people on twitter and some media, apparently encouraged by this hyperbolic tweet. Because apparently an action movie that has to fit several dozens (dozens, not hundreds) superheroes in the smallest space possible (and still got beyond the 2 hours lenght), should waste some of the time that fans want dedicated to super fights instead into showing queer characters been queer for no aparent or relevant reason. Even when i don’t like a dumb fight scene been injected with no other purpose than to see explosions (hello “drop the shields”, i’m talking to you), it’s still better than injecting a dumb queer scene for no other purpose than to appease a small group of perpetually offended.
On the other hand, i cannot help but to also mock the insane quantity of people who seem to be absolutelly blind to the most obvious stuff regarding the movie. We are going now into spoilers territory, although i honestly laugh at the idea that you can be spoiled of something in this kind of movie that you cannot just guess, but apparently for a lot of people it seems to be the case, because the internet is full of people surprised that Thanos wasn’t defeated in the FIRST of TWO movies. Like, really, what the fuck were you expecting? It’s the first of two parts; you though they were gonna beat him and the second one would be a 2 hours debate about the validity of his views?
Of course they fucking lose in the first movie. They have to set a climate of dread, of defeat, and then in the second part they bring back all of the dissapeared heroes and win. Oh but sorry, aparently a huge amount of people seem to think those heroes have really died. Sure. The heroes who have only recently appeared and have only one, or two movies are all gonna die before doing their 2nd-3rd movie, and the ones who have 3+ movies are the ones who survive. I’m sure Marvel has not set it this way so in the next one the old heroes will die getting the new ones back to life and pass the torch to the new generation. Yeah i’m sure that’s not the case. Spoiler!
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It’s actually first of 3 movies
I didn’t know it was the first part and would later be concluded…
Me neither, I think allot of people where surprised that thanos didn’t get defeated in the first movie because they didn’t know there where going to be two or three parts. We don’t look at that before we watched the movie, but I was surprised that he wasn’t defeated, because in most marvel movies you get those good ex-machina endings where they save the world the world just in time, but in this movie they just said fuck you and let the bad guy win. I enjoyed it though. I don’t watch marvel movies for great story or narrative, but for the action and comedy. Not gonna lie it made me laugh more than ones and some of the action scenes where cool and I’m sure that that (in some way) you enjoyed it as well kukuruyo. Plus thanks to it shear popularity it spawned some funny memes as well. XD
I loved how the bad guy won. I laughed my ass off at how ballsy it was. The entire movie was almost just a massive “no, fuck you all”. My friend called me a psychopath lol
Based on that i would recommend you an amazing show, but then i would be spoiling you the ending xD
I can recommend you some good movies where the bad guy wins: Seven, no country for old men and Avengers: infinity war……. wait SHIT
Come on now, look at that poor ma__creature on the right, he/she/izm needs to make a living from its gender studies diploma somehow.
Do you expect it to get a real job or something?
I do have the complaint that the movies almost always have some pacing issues from my staindpoint, simply a consequence of fitting long stories into a 1-3 hour film that most don’t seem to mind.
By the way, was that a legitimate sjw complaint or a comedic exageration?
That wasn’t rhetorhical, I gennuinly can’t tell.
It’s exagerated for comedic purposes, but the original sources aren’t so far of what i wrote XD
https://g33kp0rn.wordpress.com/2018/05/07/avengers-infinity-war-highlights-media-stupidity/
http://boundingintocomics.com/2018/04/25/comic-book-writer-attacks-avengers-infinity-war-for-lack-of-lgbt-representation/
I am sorry kukuruyo that all of us casual marvel fans aren’t fucking know it alls. XD
I noticed on twitter, that you watched “Aquaman” and I want to ask two questions:
1: Should I go and watch it?
2: Do you watch movies, just so that you can complain about them? XD
It’s full of absurdities like any superhero movie, but at least is entertaining
Now the second question.
DO YOU?
Do you watch the movie at the cinema and while your watching it, you complain about them on twitter.
You should work for cinimasins. XD
I wanted to go to “Aquaman”, but my friend (he is 5 years younger than me and im 20, but he is a cool lad) wanted to go to “Ralph breaks the internet” so I thought fuck it, looked funny. Was an absolute cringe fest (with a tea spoon of feminism) and while the audience was laughing, I sat there like: WTF. I even burst out laughing, when the Disney princesses where all together and the princess from “brave” talked, but because she has a thick scottish accent, so no one could understand her. I was the only person that laughed about that. That and the autocorrect guy where the only good jokes in the whole movie. And that girl ’Vinaloppe’ was so fucking annoying that I wanted to tear off my ears and staple them to my ballsack, everytime she spoke. For the rest it was pretty ok.
Now you got me started with complaining, mate. XD
I just write whatever comes to mind when watching a movie. Not my fault hollywood sucks xD
Mate, if a weeaboo in spain can make more interesting story, with more likeable characters, and more unexpected plot twists than all of Hollywood, you know something is wrong over there. XD
You should get a mortgage at the bank and invest it on MGoT (or get a haircut XD). Than make it into an anime and get a bigger fan base, and make it famous over the whole world, as famous as Dragon Ball, than get a real life adoptation made by Hollywood (thats obviously gonna suck dick), where all the girls are forced to wear burqas (because there normal clothing are to PROBLEMATIC), and where K’sara is turned into a good girl that helpt people in need, were ever she goes. XD
I dear to bet real life money, that that will happen if you invest in it.
MARK MY WORDS
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